growley:

water-for-mermaids:

growley:

if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me 

This is just fucking weird.

enjoy your new bedtime, bitch

(via funkthis)

  • me: babe we gonna smash tonight
  • babe: wait i'm not ready for this
  • me: *hands babe GameCube controller* 1v1, No Items, Final Destination

robotblogxvx:

Good gender neutral baby names:

  • Unit 00
  • Unit 01
  • Unit 02

(Source: robotblogofficial, via funkthis)